[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[serial killer voice] got room for one more
[serial killer’s friend] you know…big bird was a cross dresser - look at his feathers made of boa, oscar the grouch was a homeless…well…grouch, snuffy…I mean by his name it sounds like a cokehead and elmo was a runaway. (don’t tell me to go to sleep) seriously I read this somewhere.